The Internet Ruined the Sex Culture!

A few evenings ago as I sat around lurched over infront of my laptop, drooling to the site of a woman drilling herself into the shaft of a bedpost, it occured to me that the internet has completely ruined the sex culture in this country. Back in the day lonely women desperate for love had no choice but to get out of the house and make themselves available, More...

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By John Miller On Monday, September 12th, 2011

Fear of an Islamic Planet

9-11-2001 I’ll never forget the moment it happend. Sitting in the back corner of my senior year economics class goofing around with my buddy Nick. Our teacher, an unappologetic capitalist with a thinning comb More...

By John Miller On Thursday, June 16th, 2011

The Jacksonville Summit: Black Magic Voodoo Chicks From Church Street

Despite the ritual of individualism and machismo that goes into a man’s night out on the town, nothing is lonelier then the experience of waking up the next day by your cot damn self, clinging to a lifeless More...

By John Miller On Wednesday, June 15th, 2011

The Jacksonville Summit: The Rapture

How fitting that in the closing moments of May 20, 2011, minutes before the world was supposedly destined to succumb to the apacalypse, that I would find myself in the penthouse suite of a legend on a balcony More...

By deskofbrian On Wednesday, June 15th, 2011

Wanted: Overrated NBA Player Needed To Sell Used Cars

I didn’t start out a Lebron hater. When I was in high school I enjoyed keeping up with his journal entries that he would publish for SLAM magazine about his summers palling around with Jay-Z and playing More...

By John Miller On Wednesday, June 8th, 2011

The Jacksonville Summit Part 3: A Few Quick Detours

“I don’t want you to change, all I want is for you to be normal”. It was nearly a year ago to the day, the third Friday in May that I met my ex girlfriend who at first sight I figured would be More...

By John Miller On Tuesday, June 7th, 2011

The Jacksonville Summit Part 2: The Professional

Of course, as luck would have it, the Shrek looking soul-brother I had just pissed off turned out to be none other then the bus driver. Which seems kind of crazy to me that not only would the lady at the counter More...

By John Miller On Monday, June 6th, 2011

The Jacksonville Summit Part 1: Da Funk Bus

Anticipation was high as I casually strode through the early morning streets of Downtown St. Petersburg, pre-dawn before the hordes of rotting vagrant flesh could awaken from their inebriated slumbers to grub More...

By John Miller On Friday, April 22nd, 2011
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Paying for autographs? – Lampin’ @ The 6th Borough

It was roughly spring of ’02 and I was eagerly awaiting graduation from high school. A friend of mine, who we will call “Kramer”, had dropped out of high school and gotten mixed up with some college More...

By John Miller On Monday, April 11th, 2011

Somebody has to dig ditches – Lampin’ @ The 6th Borough

I just sat through the film “Waiting For Superman” and it caused me to reflect on how terrible my own experience of being funneled through America’s public educational system was. Not to mention More...