The Internet Ruined the Sex Culture!
A few evenings ago as I sat around lurched over infront of my laptop, drooling to the site of a woman drilling herself into the shaft of a bedpost, it occured to me that the internet has completely ruined the sex More...
Fear of an Islamic Planet
9-11-2001 I’ll never forget the moment it happend. Sitting in the back corner of my senior year economics class goofing around with my buddy Nick. Our teacher, an unappologetic capitalist with a thinning comb More...
The Jacksonville Summit: Black Magic Voodoo Chicks From Church Street
Despite the ritual of individualism and machismo that goes into a man’s night out on the town, nothing is lonelier then the experience of waking up the next day by your cot damn self, clinging to a lifeless More...
The Jacksonville Summit: The Rapture
How fitting that in the closing moments of May 20, 2011, minutes before the world was supposedly destined to succumb to the apacalypse, that I would find myself in the penthouse suite of a legend on a balcony More...
The Jacksonville Summit Part 3: A Few Quick Detours
“I don’t want you to change, all I want is for you to be normal”. It was nearly a year ago to the day, the third Friday in May that I met my ex girlfriend who at first sight I figured would be More...
The Jacksonville Summit Part 2: The Professional
Of course, as luck would have it, the Shrek looking soul-brother I had just pissed off turned out to be none other then the bus driver. Which seems kind of crazy to me that not only would the lady at the counter More...
The Jacksonville Summit Part 1: Da Funk Bus
Anticipation was high as I casually strode through the early morning streets of Downtown St. Petersburg, pre-dawn before the hordes of rotting vagrant flesh could awaken from their inebriated slumbers to grub More...
Paying for autographs? – Lampin’ @ The 6th Borough
It was roughly spring of ’02 and I was eagerly awaiting graduation from high school. A friend of mine, who we will call “Kramer”, had dropped out of high school and gotten mixed up with some college More...
Somebody has to dig ditches – Lampin’ @ The 6th Borough
I just sat through the film “Waiting For Superman” and it caused me to reflect on how terrible my own experience of being funneled through America’s public educational system was. Not to mention More...
Tampa Comic Con (Feb 20, 2011) – Lampin @ The 6th Borough
Although always a big deal to local fans, it seemed as though this trip to the Tampa Bay Comic Con held more weight of importance then conventions of the past. I will go out on a limb here and suggest that it More...
