JOY BEHAR: She says she’s Christian, does she read the Bible? Has she read the Constitution?

EX-PALIN AIDE, FRANK BAILEY: I never saw her read the Constitution. I never saw her read the Bible.

JOY BEHAR: You say she’s vindictive, that’s not a Christian value, personality trait, to be vindictive. I don’t think Jesus meant for people to be vindictive.

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“…you’re going to have people sit there with you like Rick Santorum who seems like a big homophobe, and others because they’re running for president or whatever, and will talk about gay marriage, et cetera. How do you feel that you’ll be able to handle that easily?” – May 17, 2011 HLN’s Joy Behar show, to Don Lemon

Who knew that the Sperminator was doing more than pumping iron? These guys are out of control! – May 17, 2011 on “The View” discussing the sexual misconduct of Arnold Schwarzenegger

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There’s a few ways to look at that. I mean, for example if we use these enhanced techniques, then they can use them on us…[I]t just encourages more of it around the world and our soldiers have to endure it. And then the other thing is it’s possible that a $6-million book deal would have worked just as well, you know what I mean? There are other ways to get information out of people, pay them off. Who knows what would have worked? – May 3, 2011 on “The View”

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“…A bumble bee with a drinking problem…Holy Moly, who wears yellow? I’ve never seen a Queen wearing yellow, she looks like a taxi cab keep that meter running Queenie.” – Apirl 29, 2011 discussing the Queen of England at the Royal Wedding

What about the schmatte on her head, it was very nun like — very Mother Teresa I thought. – April 29, 2011 discussing Kate Middleton’s dress

I give Sarah Palin credit. She’s out of favor. She’s out of the limelight. And then, suddenly, she’s back like jock itch, and just as snarky as ever. – April 28, 2011 Joy Behar Show on HLN

Well, she learned, I think that she learned from being on Saturday Night Live that the way to reconstruct your image is to take the joke on yourself. But all she’s doing is reminding us that she’s illiterate. – April 28, 2011 Joy Behar Show on HLN

Did you also try to find out if the tooth fairy has a birth certificate? – April 25, 2011 interrupting Elizabeth Hasselbeck discussing serving as the Tooth Fairy for her kids

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It’s ironic, though, because poor white people, poor black people are the ones who are oppressed by the right wing in this country, but they don’t seem to get that. They vote against their own interests all the time. – April 12, 2011 HLN broadcast, with comedian Baratunde Thurston had just cited the Mississippi state secession charter as evidence that slavery really was the primary cause of the war, and then suggested that the Republican Party oppresses the poor in modern times.

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Do you think this Constitution-loving is getting out of hand? – on reading the Constitution on the House floor, January 2011

What about these people who are overpopulating- the Gosselins, the octo-moms- these people who have been vitro with hundreds of things in there- you know what I mean? What’s up with that? – November 17, 2010 Joy Behar show on HLN

But when you say that the Bible is against gays, that makes people get bullied, and bad things happen to people because of what the people say about that – November 17, 2010 on “The View” telling Joel Osteen that Biblical teachings leads to bullying

I reserve that word for people that I know and love…bitches – to her “View” co-hosts during an apology and response to Sharron Angle sending Joy flowers with this note “Joy, Raised $150,000 online yesterday. Thanks for your help. Sincerely, Sharron Angle.”

I’d like to see her do this ad in the South Bronx. Come here bitch, come to New York! I’m not praying for her! She’s going to hell! She’s going to hell, this bitch! – October 26, 2010 “The View” discussing Sharron Angle and ad campaign ad depicting a group of threatening Latinos menacing some white students

In her rant, Behar called this a “Hitler Youth commercial” and that Angle is a “moron on top of being evil.” – Behar discussing Angle’s commercials against Harry Reid.

No, no I don’t want people to think you KNOW me! – July 14, 2010 as Laura Ingraham was the guest on “The View” joked about writing “The Behar Diaries”

“…during the Bush administration, you had tax cuts for the wealthiest, and he did not, that whole administration did not give a damn about poor people and everybody knows it. That’s why Obama was elected in the first place. I mean, even now, the Republicans are blocking an extension of unemployment insurance, and yet they’re okay with tax cuts to the wealthy. Let me finish! So, now you have Obama in office, and he does give a damn about black people.” – July 23, 2010 on “The View”

They used to say that about douching, which, also, is not necessary. They used to say that, and then they found out it alters the flora and the fauna … or something. – discussing Sherri Shepherd who announced she underwent an internal cleansing June 29, 2010

The Arizona Department of Education is cracking down on teachers with thick accents or who make grammatical errors when speaking. Well, there goes Snooki`s shot at teaching Algebra in Phoenix. Okay, and what about George Bush and his grammatical errors all those years? They are getting rid of teachers because they have accents in Arizona. Remind you of any country, 1940ish? – Joy Behar Show, HLN May 25, 2010

During World War II, in one of the countries where the Nazis were occupying – I believe it was Denmark – the king of Denmark also wore the Jewish star. So then everybody had the star, and the Nazis did not know who was Jewish and who wasn’t. I suggest that the people in Arizona all get out there and protest this and get some kind of thing to show that they don’t like this. – discussing Arizona’s immigration law on The View April 26, 2010

Doesn’t it feel like sort of Nazism a little bit? I don’t want to overstate it, but, ‘May I see your papers?’ you know? – Joy Behar Show April 26, 2010 discussing the Arizona immigration law

He could just as easily have become some kind of a rapist pedophile.  I mean, you don’t know what someone’s going to be. – on Tim Tebow Super Bowl “Focus on the Family” commerical , 2010

Isn’t it a little racist to call it Black Friday? – November 2009

She and her mother are both delusional. One can see Russia from her house and the other thinks she can (incoherent) stay a virgin – The View, January 25, 2010 after Bristol Palin vows a new abstinence pledge until after marriage

But it is really not easy to make fun of the Obamas, because they’re really — they’re kind of really perfect, aren’t they? – on Larry King, January 2009

I don’t know what it’s going to take for people to really wake up and understand that they [the Bush administration] are liars and they are murderers. – Behar on “The View” 02/28/2007.

Is there such a thing as a man-made stroke? In other words, did someone do this to (Democratic Senator Tim Johnson)? …I know what this [Republican] party is capable of. – “The View” 12/14/2006

Not a quote, just an observation: my wife who has little to say about most humans on this planet says Joy Behar is the Succubus from South Park – that would be Veronica the Succubus (see pic to the right)